Guneerrrgh

2004-03-18 at 12:26 a.m.

I am not well! I am sure that colds were invented by some malevolent god somewhere!

Guneerrrgh.

Well, enough grumbling. At least I can still think properly even if my head feels a bit stuffed up. I should have known a cold was coming after the daffodils came up. I will just overdose on vitamin C and hope it goes away quickly.

I spent most of today sitting in the pub reading a Michael Jecks novel. As per usual I was meaning to write a story (because I have a good idea fermenting away) but couldn't be bothered and its not much fun to be trying to write and think while swabbing your nose intermittently, after all. I'll wait until I feel better. Depending on whether I've started coughing like someone with emphesema by tomorrow or not, I might go up to Charing Cross road - I have a few pounds to spare, I can buy a book! And in any case I need to check my bank balance to see whether my benefits have come through yet or not.

I've just applied for a ton of jobs online actually, over at the Guardian website. Quite a good website, though I don't know whether I'll get anything. The usual irritation of you can only get the job if you have experience but you can't get experience without having a job. If I could draw I would pretend to be an abandoned artist, I think. But as I cannot draw for toffee, that would be a bit difficult. Well maybe not that difficult, a lot of modern art does not seem to need you to be actually any good at art, just good at writing crap about it. I could have done that thing with the two-brick wall that is in the Tate and worth thousands, no bother. Or picked a sheep, too. Maybe I should package myself as a "modern artist" and persuade rich idiots to give me lots of money for crap? Maybe that is the key to making a lot of money now? Pretention and gall.

Anyway, someone forwarded this to me so I thought I'd put it up here. Not much of a one for forwards normally, particularly not ones which say "pass it on to ten friends!" in that breathless way at the end, but as this one seems fairly common-sense I thought someone might be interested.

Through a Rapists Eye - Metropolitan Police Issued this Newsletter October

Through a Rapist's Eyes (No Joke)

A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on

what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3) They also look for women on their mobile phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking, because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4) The time of day men are most likely to attack and rape a woman is in the early morning, between 5 and 8:30am

5) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location, where they don't have to worry about getting caught.

6) Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape carries a 3 - 5 year sentence but rape with a weapon is 15 - 20 years.

7) If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn't worth it because it will be time-consuming.

8) These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas, or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands. Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you're not worth it.

9) Several defence mechanisms he taught us are: If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in a lift or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk, "I can't believe it is so cold out here, we're in for a bad winter". Now you've seen their face and could identify them in a line-up, you lose appeal as a target.

10) If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell "Stop" or "Stay back!" Most of the rapists talked to said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

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